Shad's Note: I'm dumping in a bunch of my old BGG AARs. If you've followed my "work" on BGG then you've read these before...

Conflict

The battle of the day was to be Scenario 29: Kampfgruppe Beinsen, wherein a pathetically small force of Americans consisting of 2 INF, 1 INF(R), 1 HMG, and optionally a 57mm AT platoon hide in the woods around a crossroads and try to slow down what begins as 3 GREN, 1 HMG, & a Hetzer platoon but swells into 11 GREN, 3 HMG, an 81mm, and the Hetzer all sniffing about in the woods for G.I.'s to kill.

The Americans have to inflict 5 steplosses to win, and the Germans need to finish the 18 turns without Americans within 2 hexes of any of the roads.

As the Americans I chose to setup in 3 small groups, 1 near the entry point of the Germans and the other two as far away from them as possible. With pitiful firepower and vastly outnumbered, my goal from the outset was just to hold on until the end and force a draw.

My faithful partner, Liverpool Dave, would again be leading the Germans...

Play proceeded as expected, with the initial German formation fanning out and uncovering my men group by group. The Hetzer, whose steplosses count TRIPLE against the Germans, walked right into my 57mm guns but the one shot they were able to take missed and it quickly retreated to safety. Unable to move, they were soon overrun by infantry and lost.

Despite the odds, the Americans did manage to bravely hold out against assault after assault until the last turn, when - surrounded and badly wounded - the remaining men and officers were all cut down in a hail of Nazi lead.

Epilogue

Neither side rolled particularly well, and had the Americans been hot on the dice they certainly could have forced the draw. I think it would take a tremendous combination of strong leadership, careless German advances, and great rolls for the Americans to escape with the full victory though.

The following diplomatic exchange, completely authentic and unedited, was conducted via text message later in the day, once the smoke had cleared from the battlefield:

Shad: Panzer grenadier is totally better than class, but I want a scenario with more fucking US forces next time. I'm tired of this "run away from the godly Germans" shit! ha

Dave: I think you should have put the gun near the road.

Shad: I think you should shut your goddamn Nazi mouth.

Dave: Well you big dumb yanks have no idea how to use your big gun.

Shad: LALALALALALALA cant hear you LALALALALALA

Keep on gamin..! ;-)