(05-13-2022, 11:13 PM)Blackcloud6 Wrote: Runner: "Sir, Major Bad Ass in that hex over there sent me to tell you, and I quote, "to get your platoon's asses moving and take the department store!"
Tired, bedraggled, and through with it all Captain: (sardonically) "Well, thank you much private for your words of encouragement. Go back and tell Bad Ass to get his bad ass out of that comfy bunker and over here to help, or call and get that bloody artillery to quit rolling sevens or bring those tanks back the keep rolling 11s on morale checks or you can pick up an effin rifle and come along. Damn REMFs...."
Reminds me of Charles MacDonald's description of when HQ officers would visit his position early in Company Commander.
