Let CJ and Peter and Drew rejoice! I’ve got a working PC.
Turns out my old PC was toast. The guy I was working was with sold a beautiful used HP for $150. ($50/hr labor for two ain’t bad, either) So sign me up, guys. (My brother tripped our power yesterday causing the computer to be zapped. I think it’s alright, but I haven’t been able to get back online with it. I’ll probably have to reset the entire system.)