What is wrong with me?

[waynebaumber]

The moral of the this sad tale is punch your counter sheets out straight away, then clip/or razer them asap. I am a clipper and normally use a pair of nail clippers while watching sport on the TV. I find this multi-tasking very soothing after a hard day at the office.

Is that why we sometimes find the odd toe-nail in the grip-baggie amongst your 6-1 Soviet SMG's ?

No its one of your toenails which I plan to use in a voodoo ritual set to offset your dice rolling abilities