The tank complaint always struck me as asinine. If there were tanks on the box, that'd be another thing entirely.
Perhaps someday we can play it together, Alan. As I said above, the masses love it so much, and I find it so painful, that I still am suspicious that we are simply playing it wrong somehow.
I am still willing to log a few more trial sessions with a seasoned CC veteran before I finally say "OK, I REALLY DO HATE IT"
...came for the cardboard, stayed for the camaraderie...