Get a Puppy

[Matt W]

We already have a Great Dane who does a perfect job as a couch weight (like a paperweight only for couches). My daughter thought we should try something different so we got a Catahoula Leopard Dog, which really is a hunting dog but don't tell her. The dog defines manic depression. It is either so full of energy that it literally bounces off (into?) the walls or is sound asleep. Luckily my time with her is a little more on the comatose end permitting me to do things like walk across the kitchen floor without being targeted as a potential chew toy.