Unloading Trucks and Opp Fire

[vince hughes]

So the moral of the story is: "Thou shalt not drive passenger laden unarmored trucks in the face of the enemy. Thou shalt disembark at the last covered and concealed position."

With the corollary: Thou shalt not be spotted driving passenger laden half-tracks in the face of (within the range of) an enemy equipped with AT guns (or anything with an AT value).

How the Americans phrase things different to the British Army:

NCO's would go for something more along the lines of :

"Don't drive this f*****g sh*t heap to that f*****g position you f*****g twatty c**t !!!

Lacks the biblical feel of Fred's version but is probably as a effective when in a scrape